Dumbo: The Good One and The One We Don't Talk About

Oh great and powerful Disney Savior of Star Wars Champion of Marvel Acquirer of All Things What have we done to anger you so oh Great One Why have you sent your servant of darkness and creepiness to punish us with his empty promises of a good Dumbo movie Was it to punish those who dare call you Dorsny or to strike down those who doubted the coming of your streaming service Please accept my sacrifice of 1499 and remove this curse from the face of the landThe 1941 Dumbo is still pretty good though so Id recommend you lovely listeners pick it up for only 1499 in HD Then maybe Disney will release the real remake of Dumbo to reward us