The Dig

The Dig taught me most of all that I do not do well with movies that feature a lot of dirt. I am a clean boy who cannot cope with dirty hair, skin, nails, or teeth. I go to the cinema to escape the filthy corner of our dark world. I also don't like camping because I get dirty and I smell like smoke. The first thing I do when I get home from camping is put all my clothes into the wash and take a shower. I mean immediately, within 5 minutes of getting home. I also haven't been camping in 10 years so there's that.