Opinion Havers

Pacific Rim

This week on the podcast we watch Pacific Rim, the movie that finally answers the question are plasma cannons or swords better for giant monster fights?

Dragon Ball Super: Broly

Today is a special day because it is our first fan-requested episode in a long time, our very first guest appearance, and it comes out on 4/20 lol. Happy Birthday Calen I hope you read this.

Raya and the Last Dragon

I'm buckling up for all kinds of Intra Asian politics as a result of this episode. I wanna see East Asia and Southeast Asia really having it out in the comments. I'm ready. I'm even gonna save that gif of the chubby kitty kat eating popcorn to put in the comment section, let's do this!

Into the Woods

We survived both of the Into the Woods movies that exist in Into the Woods. Do you like Family movies? How about dark comedy musicals? Do you like them both at the same time? If the answer is no then you will hate this movie but may just love this episode.

Zack Snyder's Justice League

New Plan, instead of having directors post their own cuts of movies I say we just let them duke it out. 5 rounds in the octagon, Joss Whedon v Zack Snyder, the winner gets their version of the movie published and the loser has to go to director purgatory and show run the next season of the Bachelor. Why am I not a Hollywood exec this is a way better system?

The Spongebob Movie: Sponge on the Run

Quick warning for y'all this episode does contain spoilers for the 2001 movie Evolution. If you have not seen it but do plan on seeing it, you just better watch out cuz somewhere between minute 55 and minute 80 I drop a huge spoiler for that movie. you remember that one? It has the guy from x files and that other guy from remember the titans and there's like aliens or something? Yeah, I saw it when I was 8 and I still to this day think about it from time to time when I peruse the shampoo aisle, anyway I better slow down, or else this description may just throw out spoilers for the 2001 film Evolution.

My Dinner with Andre

This week on the podcast we review the classic movie that is in fact the first podcast, My Dinner with Andre.

The Dig

The Dig taught me most of all that I do not do well with movies that feature a lot of dirt. I am a clean boy who cannot cope with dirty hair, skin, nails, or teeth. I go to the cinema to escape the filthy corner of our dark world. I also don't like camping because I get dirty and I smell like smoke. The first thing I do when I get home from camping is put all my clothes into the wash and take a shower. I mean immediately, within 5 minutes of getting home. I also haven't been camping in 10 years so there's that.

Robin Hood (2018)

Did you know they made a Robin Hood movie in 2018? Did you also know that Dobermanns were invented in the late 19th century? How do you even make invent a new kind of dog? I can only assume it involves some sort of Frankenstein style lab or at a minimum a build a bear workshop. My sister in law has a dobermann-chihuahua mix, explain that one to me. It's like a dobermann that is the size of a jack russell terrier. His name is Coco and he barks at me anytime I enter the room.

6 Underground

Watch out y'all somebody has hacked the matrix cause we found a Michael Bay film Cody liked. What kind of brave new world are we facing? Is north still up? Is wrong now right? The only way to find out is by listening.