Opinion Havers

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Vindication for our dear Tyler. I've never been more proud of him, nor more mad that this movie lost Best Picture to The Shape of Water.

Soul.

It's time we addressed a serious issue. I know we usually have a pretty good time and keep it light but I can't hold my tongue any longer. Vurbl refuses to make their mascot a Gerbil. Just think about how wrong that is. Please, join me with the hashtag #VurbltheGerbil we will not stop until our lil buddy Vurbl the Gerbil is on their home page, headphones, bomber jacket, and all. It's Gerbil or bust. 2021 needs this more than anything else. Speak out for hope, speak out for Vurbl the Gerbil. Also, please enjoy our episode on Soul.

Dracula Untold

This week on the podcast a new segment, Tyler's trash. Heaven help me Tyler is going to unleash his singular taste upon me. You thought you knew everything about Dracula, didn't you? Well, it turns out you have always been and forever will be wrong. What do Transylvanians and Turks have in common? They can both be played by British actors to varying degrees of success. Meet Luke Evans, the Dracula we may not have deserved but we definitely needed.

Catch Me If You Can

We're changing the podcast, now it is all about the teeth, celebrity teeth to be specific. What shape are the teeth? Why do they look so different? Are their braces real? We know that these are the questions you, the listener, want to ask and we have the answers.

Slumdog Millionaire

Such sweet relief after 12 years of waiting I can cross this off of my watchlist. Have you ever just waited for 12 years to do something? It takes a toll. Now I can move on to the next phase of my life on my corgi farm. That's right I'm leaving this podcast behind and going to live in the English countryside just me, my wife, and as many Corgi as can legally live on one piece of land.

Dr. Strangelove

I'm not going to put the whole title that's way too much work. I don't get paid by the word. I'm not Charles Dickens. Charles Dickens was paid by the word. That's why his books have fun rants describing cobwebs and other things that don't matter at all. He wrote A Christmas Carol all by his own volition, so it's short and actually good and his best work. So anyway, I'll include the full title if someone pays me to do it Venmo:@Cody-Allen-19.

The Brothers Grimm

This movie broke my heart. How could Terry Gilliam have fallen so far and why on earth did Matt Damon and Health Ledger switch characters? We will likely never get the answers we deserve so the least you can do is never watch this movie and save yourself the heartache.

The Grinch

No man is smoother than Pharell. The voice, the hats, the pores. What is his skincare routine like? I can only imagine he bathes in baby tears once a month when there's a full moon. What I wouldn't give to have my tears touch the bosom of our smoothest music aficionado.

Jingle All the Way

Please help settle a debate, is this a Christmas Classic or just a terrible Christmas movie a lot of people watched in theatres? I think it's the latter, but Tyler is wrong and a monster and he must be stopped. Please, someone, anyone help me stop him. His reign of terror must end.

Bumblebee

Look, it's not a transformers movie, just think of it that way, and you'll like it. I need people to see it. It's good, you know? Like it's really a very solid film, and it doesn't deserve to be treated like some Bayhem 3 hour explosives demonstration. There is like, zero Mark Wahlberg in this one. Does that help? Please just watch it. Travis Knight and Christina Hodson need us! Will you just abandon them in their hour of need? I say nay, let us be the Bumblebee to their decidedly uncool teenager.