Opinion Havers

The World is Not Enough

Ready for the smooth mellow sounds of our newest installment, pillow talk? No, you aren't ready. No one is ready! The world isn't ready! The world is not enough! Oh hey, that's the name of the movie. Nailed it.

Tomorrow Never Dies

What do you want out of a James Bond podcast? An in-depth analysis of John Travolta's recent acting credits? Well, you've come to the right place then, cause we go deeper then at least 37 percent of podcasts would ever dare to go.

Goldeneye

Like I've been sayin the whole time, the Dalt wasn't here to stay. Now we have Brosnan and he is here to bless us with his puckered lips for the long haul. Say goodbye to your Father's James Bond, say hello to your cool young uncle's James Bond.

License to Kill

Look nerds, the Dalt is here and he is here to stay for the long haul! This ain't your Grandpa's James Bond anymore... this is, like.., your Father's James Bond or something.

The Living Daylights

That's right, there's a new Bond in town, Jamestown. Dalton, Timmy Dalton is here and ready to seduce some women half his age with the best of 'em.

Octop***y

Want to know what Tyler said that we had to beep out? Well too bad! Those tapes have been burned and their ashes scattered in a really cool lair in a volcano. Furthermore, I won't tell you where the really cool volcano lair is. You can't know and you'll never know!

A View to a Kill

It really doesn't feel like we're only halfway done with these Bond films. How many more of these are there? Whose idea was this? Nobody asked us to do this. Have we only had 3 Bond actors? Are there still 3 more? Gol darn it all that's only halfway! uuuuuuuuuuughhhhh.

Aladdin (2019)

They gave Guy Ritchie a musical. What world do we even live in? Who even am I? How old am I? What's my age again, what my again again?
That's about the time she broke up with me
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me?
I never want to act my age
What's my age again, what's my age again?

For Your Eyes Only

People ask me every day, "What is the best nut?" Well, now I finally have an honest answer. It is indubitably the proud pistachio that reigns supreme! Whether a trap set for a foe or a sweet reward to a beloved henchman it is useful in any situation.

Cody's Corner: The Art of Self-Defense

You won't like this move but I'll tell you right now you're wrong and the patriarchy has you in its ivory fangs.