Opinion Havers

Thunderball [The Scuba Fight One]

Woah woah woah. wtf happened? Now we are underwater and there are scuba fights? Things just got awesome! Also, I listened to a podcast about Festival in the West Indies and this movie does not do it justice.

Last Christmas

Oh yeah. We did it y'all. A movie adaptation of the indispensable Wham! classic "Last Christmas" I haven't heard a better premise for a movie since the Reagan Administration. Wander with us through our least structured, but most festive episode to date.

Gold.....Finger!

I take it all back, have you heard that Goldfinger track? It's a straight banger. Plus the character is just a dude who wears a lot of yellow. That's his superpower. Pretty dope if you ask me.

Watchmen (2009)

Who do you think would win in a fistfight Zack Snyder or Alan Moore? On one hand Zack Snyder is much younger and he's still pulsating from testosterone from when he made 300, but on the other hand, Alan Moore is sheltering the pain of a misunderstood artist and he's still bitter about giving the movie rights up for his work all these years later. Tweet me @opinionhavers and tell me what you think.

From Russia with Larb

Yeah, soooo we've come a long way since these movies let me just say that first. James Bond was not a champion for women's rights. I don't know what I was expecting, but Hot Dog he does do whatever he pleases with whomever he pleases.

Dr. No

We're doing this. Mini episodes on every Bond film ever. Did anyone ask us to do it? They sure didn't. Nevertheless, we are here anticipating your wants and needs. Also, nobody told me this but old action movies are not great. They're like super cheesy and sexist? Is this all the franchise is? I sure hope not.

Fast Boyz: Fast and Furious Presents Thick Boys

You thought they couldn't do it didn't you? You thought there was no way they could make a Fast movie better than all the others. Well, you were wrong and a coward and look who has come crawling back to the franchise. This is the best one and haters can get the french out!

Fast Boyz: F8 of the Boyz

Vin Diesel, in the course of 8 movies, has gone from street racing criminal to street race Jesus and he is here to save us from stuff. or whatever. The why isn't important, just let Vin into your heart and remember it's all about family.

Spooky Boys: Midsommar

Who said that horror films couldn't take place in the middle of a sun-soaked summer solstice shindig? In his love letter to the Swedes, Ari Aster takes us on a culturally accurate tour of the horrors of being Swedish.

Fast Boyz: Furious 7

Vin Diesel is the most dangerous man in the world with a wrench and we are mad about it.