Opinion Havers

Spooky Boys: Hereditary

Cody really had to put on his brave boy boots for this one, but we made it through. He did it for you. Appreciate him. Honor him. Worship him...no wait that's too far. Don't worship him, he's just a man sacrificing his wellbeing and restful nights to bring you the spookiest of movie reviews. You're welcome.

Fast Boyz: Fast & Boyz 6

Gal Gadot. Israel's Sweetheart. How could they do it to us like that? Was it her choice? Do they just hate us? Or, is it all a plot to distract us from learning the true way to pronounce Gadot?

Mystery Men

Somebody once told me that Tyler's gonna troll me, he ain't the nicest fool in a bed. He was looking like a bum with a shovel some crumbs on his face and his shirt with the old folks. Well, the reds start coming and they don't stop coming, hit in the face but they never stop running. Didn't take long for him to get beat down, his powers are dumb but his heart stays strong. All that's lethal won't roooollll!

It's to the tune of All-Star by Smash Mouth in case you didn't notice. Now go back and read it again.

Spooky Boys: The VVitch

Goats. Let's talk about 'em. We all know they are the national animal of Pennsylvania, but what you may not know is that they are the spawn of Satan and will ruin your life. What does this have to do with VVitches? You'll just have to listen to find out you coward.

Joker

If you have a ten-year-old child please don't take them to this movie. I'm not just saying that there was a ten-year-old in our theater and he was not having a good time. If you are ten years old, don't ask your parents to see this movie you will not have a good time. Even if you aren't ten years old you may not have a good time, this is not really a good time movie you know? I had to record an hour-long podcast to decide if I even liked it. So yeah I would say it's a pretty good movie.

Spooky Boys: The Village and Signs

Everyone knows that the spookiest movies are the twistiest movies and since Twizzlers never released their feature film we had to settle for an M. Night Shyamalan double feature.

Fast Boyz: Fast Boy5

Lady's and gentlemen, The Rock has entered the arena and he is looking very moist. It's strong boys vs fast boys in this action-packed adventure through BRAZIL!

Spooky Boys: The Silence of the Lambs

We kick off this year's Spooky Boys with a long-overdue therapy session for Tyler and some good ol' fashion eagle sound effects. The boys dive deep into the bowels of this phycological thriller and find that the real monster was the friends we made along the way.

Fast Boyz: Fast & Furious

Woah boy! This is the big one. The one that started the crazy rollercoaster that we all love so much. Remember when they were just stealing DVD players?

Cody's Corner: The Prestige

We dive deep into the movie that changed our tastes in movies forever. We got magic, betrayal, birds, engineers, uhhhh... magic.