Opinion Havers

The Edge of Seventeen

I am proud to announce that after 1 hour and 52 minutes of confusion I figured out that this is not the same as Edge of Tomorrow which was renamed to Live Die Repeat in 1978 And Cody want you to think Im some kind of dumb guy pffft hes the dumb guy

Captain Marvel

Cody is outraged Tyler is distracted and Calen is asleep Join us as we plasma blast our way into a global conspiracy that will rock you to your core WonderWomanSucks SparklegateLives

The Alien Anthology

This week we sit down with Codys shattered mind and dive deep into what exactly drove him to hate Was it Tyler making him watch 5 Twilight movies in only a few days Or Tylers spot on Bane impressions being tenderly whispered in his ear as he fell asleep It could be Tylers aggressive disdain for everything that he holds dear Or maybe just maybe it was the action packed thrill ride that is the masterpiece films Alien3 and Alien Resurrection We may never know

Stargate

Dale and his beloved owner Clyde rocked the big screen with another groundbreaking performance in this 1978 romantic comedy about an evil space god I mean I just cant believe that they still have not been recognized by the academy for their incredible contributions to film Also Cody gets very excited about French Stewart who played Inspector Gadget in Inspector Gadget 2 AND N3RO in Lego Star Wars The Freemaker Adventures which we all know and love

Scott Pilgrim vs the World

Have you ever had someone tenderly caress your knee pit whilst eating gelato and speculating wildly about Netflix contracts Well I have to tell you its the best Tuesday night Ive ever had in my life It was a bummer that Cody lost his vegan powers though and is now no longer just better than other people

The Elephant Man

Hes big hes hairy hes horribly disfigured and abused by his business partner he even has to sleep sitting up Tyler has so much in common with the elephant man Now join us as we talk about the Oscars the Korean War Dr Cullen and pillows all while kinda referencing the movie we watched for this podcast

Mad Max: Fury Road

Ohhh hello listeners I am Bane from the hit movie Batman Im sorry to say but Cody and Tyler have been sent to the pit and left the podcast in the hands of me Bane from Batman So REJOICE for the podcast will now cover important things such as the League of Shadows darkness and coats with very large collars Welcome everyone to the Banecast

Overlord

Have you ever thought man I really wish Tyler and Cody would put more tangents in their podcast Well today is your lucky day baby cause we got all the best tangents made from the freshest tangerines straight from Tangier

Beauty and the Beast

What you need to understand is that there is a very special bond between a Clyde and her Dale

The Ballad of Buster Scruggs

Theres no budget everyone and Im freaking out I dont even know whats real anymore What is up What is down What is love Baby dont hurt meDont hurt meNo moreBaby dont hurt me dont hurt meNo moreWhat is loveYeahI dont know why youre not fairI give you my love but you dont careSo what is right and what is wrongGimme a signWhat is loveBaby dont hurt meDont hurt meNo moreWhat is loveBaby dont hurt meDont hurt meNo moreOh I dont know what can I doWhat else can I say its up to youI know were one just me and youI cant go onWhat is loveBaby dont hurt meDont hurt meNo moreWhat is loveBaby dont hurt meDont hurt meNo moreWhat is loveWhat is loveWhat is loveBaby dont hurt meDont hurt meNo moreDont hurt meDont hurt meI want no other no other loverThis is our life our timeWe are together I need you foreverIs it loveWhat is loveBaby dont hurt meDont hurt meNo moreWhat is loveBaby dont hurt meDont hurt meNo moreYeah yeah woahwoahwoah oh ohWoahwoahwoah oh ohWhat is loveBaby dont hurt meDont hurt meNo moreWhat is loveBaby dont hurt meDont hurt meNo moreBaby dont hurt meDont hurt meNo moreBaby dont hurt meDont hurt meNo moreWhat is love